We all get old eventually. Some do it gracefully, others less so.
A good indicator that you're getting old is when you start listening to mellow inoffensive shit by Sting or the Corrs. Maybe being on death's door makes people want to enter a tranquil state. These songs certainly sound like the sort of thing you'd listen to while burning scented candles:
David Gray - This Years Love 128 kbps, 3.8 mb
The Corrs - Borrowed Heaven 192 kbps, 6 mb
If you catch anyone younger than 30 listening to these songs in public, you're allowed to point, laugh, and hurl feces while they cower from your accusing eyes. But maybe you shouldnt. They might have cancer or something.