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We all get old eventually. Some do it gracefully, others less so.
A good indicator that you're getting old is when you start listening to mellow inoffensive shit by Sting or the Corrs. Maybe being on death's door makes people want to enter a tranquil state. These songs certainly sound like the sort of thing you'd listen to while burning scented candles:

If you catch anyone younger than 30 listening to these songs in public, you're allowed to point, laugh, and hurl feces while they cower from your accusing eyes. But maybe you shouldnt. They might have cancer or something.


Posted by Alarmed at 01:29 AM June 10, 2004

HAH! Yeah.... old people sure do suck.

Nice work.

Comment posted by: ExistAngst at June 10, 2004 11:26 PM

I am 24, don't have cancer, and listen to "This Year's Love" often. Perhaps it's time I stopped 'pretending' that I am passionate and idealistic, and started openly focusing on what I should invest in, and what steps I can take to oppress young people.

Comment posted by: Prosecutor David at June 17, 2004 03:04 PM

Amen to that.

Comment posted by: Alarmed at June 18, 2004 05:10 PM

Oh, and dont take my bullshit too seriously. I love these songs.

Comment posted by: Alarmed at June 18, 2004 07:08 PM

The Corrs rock your a fucker if you dont like them. I like them, I like them on their knees in front of me, pleasing me in ways that only three sisters can do at one.

O.S this post may need some editing

Comment posted by: Belter at June 27, 2004 02:21 AM


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